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Unit Demotivational Poster


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -




Gated Community -


TAGS: gated community met on internet
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Ism

rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:55 pm

sweet.


DISTURBING - The amount of ammo? No. The Cat? No. The Hello-Kitty toaster? No. All of them in the same place at the same time? Very.


TAGS: ammo ammunition cat hello kitty
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

nik - July 7, 2009, 12:14 am
Goodnight Bone
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:13 am
Nite bone... thanks for dropping in.
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:12 am
You know, that always did look like Texas...Night all, Mrs.Bone says Bedtime
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:09 am
Genius comment. You're killing me!
Sean - July 7, 2009, 12:07 am
I know that look all too well. That cat's one burned english Muffin away from the nearest bell tower. But hey, what canya do?
Jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 10:11 pm
http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/11/29/0_30.jpg
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:39 pm
What? You know how irresponsible it is to leave ammo-guarding up to a dog?


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY -




BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE! -




TENDERNESS - Who said Gangsta Rappers can't get in touch with their feminine sides?




P-UNIT - We got action where you don't Show up in places where you won't P-Unit




GROUND ZERO - Never pass up one of life's little opportunities


TAGS: war muslims opportunity
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

Scorpio7 - February 10, 2009, 6:59 pm
The problem with dropping an H-bomb on Mecca, is that very few Islamic terrorists GO to Mecca, and the reason is because the Imams have asked them NOT to go there.


STATE OF THE UNION -




United States of Shame -




ROOFIES - C16-H12-FN3-O3 it's that easy to get what you want




Gated Community -


TAGS: redneck community tractor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 12:04 pm
Comes complete with redneck security system-- several large dogs and shotguns. I think this is about 10 miles outta town from me . . . This is TOO funny!! 5L!
JesusWept - April 26, 2015, 7:21 am
Thanks :))
concern3 - April 26, 2015, 5:26 am
Very funny a 5er


OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS -




DRAG RACING - Another community event sponsored by your local Walmart




United States Marine Corps -




A WALK TO REMEMBER -




SHEER LUCK - When two completely different formats combine to create the perfect end result.


TAGS: advertising oppurtunity unforeseen
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 8:27 pm
Why thank you and a pantyliner as a token of my appreciation for the comment.
Krickit - February 27, 2013, 2:06 pm
Who doesn't love a good menstruation joke. 5tampons


MANCHESTER UNITED - These colors run, all over their opponents that is


TAGS: manchester united colors run over
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Budog

Cloudchaser - July 11, 2011, 1:47 am
5L because the same slogan can be used for pretty much any sports team
Budog - July 10, 2011, 11:15 pm
LOL, no problem...
house - July 10, 2011, 10:33 pm
Had to 1L dude. I'm an LFC member


YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe


TAGS: terrorist ammunition bullets
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:30 am
JB, is that your commentary or was there an article that supports your assertion? That would be great if that was actually the real back story.
JimmyBoy - August 20, 2009, 9:23 pm
Ah yes these are the "bullets" that she insists were "fired" at her house.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm
You lost me on that one Pringles.
Pringles - March 11, 2009, 5:35 am
Congratulations! You win over 9000 internets!


WEST HAM UNITED - I'm forever blowing bubbles


TAGS: forever blowing bubbles west hamm united ellen muth rnr
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by RnR

mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:11 pm
Man hands.... must be a friend of Bria's.
briahere - July 6, 2009, 5:09 pm
Serious witch fingers.
LogicDude - October 7, 2008, 4:55 pm
Not TOO much else to see there.
Cubbybear - August 12, 2008, 11:33 am
Your looking at her hands?
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am
My bad. Crypt Keeper
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am
Her left hand is kind of creepy looking. I guess the cypy keeper is holding the bubble wand.


THE BEST OF INTENTIONS -


TAGS: temptation circumstance opportunity winter prank
Rating: 4.8/5

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dslohand - December 18, 2012, 9:10 pm
5 snorks thanks


BIGGER - is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.




OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: sushi culture opportunity
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

gufbal - October 3, 2010, 8:12 pm
Who drinks red wine when eating asian? 5L that comment deserves 5L!
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:28 pm
Who drinks red wine when eating asian? 5L
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:23 am
They should of removed all those knives first before the hubby came home!


United States Treasury -


TAGS: united states treasury printing money gold
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:10 pm
This is really interesting, yet slightly humorous on some level.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:43 pm
No, most of the people who belong in '99% money' clas already have it in Gold and Diamonds. No issues there.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:42 pm
Most probably. The real issue is that once US looses trade leadership in technology and manufacturing exports; which China is steadily conquering, all the democratic world will definitely be in peril. They won't have trade advantage.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:39 pm
Similar to the United Nations symbol?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:38 pm
Highly likely.
curlyrocks - July 8, 2013, 3:51 pm
The people who have 99% of the money now take 99% of the money they print, for I don't know money fights and felling like a big man I guess. And yes if we switched to a gold standard they would just take 99% of the gold.
motifayk - July 8, 2013, 12:41 pm
In 2008 China strongly encouraged Renminbi (chinese currency) in the international market and tried making it the reserve currency. Now they will most probably push for internationally standardized trade bonds/currency with world map or some such on it.
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 11:53 pm

Doctor Who, Spider-Man, Goku, Dracula and Metallica for starters
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
Global currency? Interesting. I wonder what they'd print on it.
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 9:13 pm
US treasury cannot print forever and certainly not nearly enough to feed the world ten times let alone thousand. China is already making moves to create a global currency which would take out dollar as the reserve currency. Then US can't print at whim.


Domestic Tranquility -


TAGS: sheets community property bliss bed
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 4, 2015, 9:35 pm

You forgot the dog's section. At our house, it's the entire center section, with his and hers equal in size on opposite edges of the bed.


PERSPECTIVE - Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud, and one the stars.


TAGS: jail perspective opportunity rerun
Rating: 4.73/5

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recrium - December 4, 2011, 10:17 pm
thats fucked up
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 10:23 am

awesome...yet the singular reality is that both men are still behind the bars.


LAST CHANCE -


TAGS: miss opportunity
Rating: 4.67/5

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gas - April 23, 2011, 7:50 pm
thx, i'll do so :)
rerun - April 23, 2011, 7:44 pm

nice, post to motitwist as well


CHEATING -




OPPORTUNITY - You will always miss 100% of the shots you don´t take.




DODGE THE DRIP -




DEFEAT - Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it




A BAD IDEA - Just because Obama would gladly hand over half of HIS country to radical extreme terrorists doesn't mean Netanyahu should, too.




fred phelps sr dead....WOOOOHOOO -


TAGS: westoboro united lunatics
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

steve1961 - March 21, 2014, 2:04 am
I'd like to think that Hell has more class than that and they end up in a place solely for bigots, racists and other assorted d-bags where everyday is Gay Pride day in Harlem...
rerun - March 20, 2014, 7:12 pm

I hope so.


EXERTION -


TAGS: slackers unite
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

Ed-Hyde - March 23, 2010, 7:23 am
Agdaniele, one of the most epic things ever is headed your way.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 2:49 am
Another round, anyone?


Back to School -




Enough -


TAGS: guns ammunition gunsafe
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by fgd051943

Bolverk3778 - October 6, 2013, 10:10 am
two or three firearms is enough if you've chosen wisely, it's the ammunition that you can never have enough of.


want to escape women's lib? -


TAGS: women s lib united states kitchen
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Zetmonk - May 1, 2013, 6:42 am
And this only happened in the USA? Odd. Thought I was living in Africa...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2013, 3:48 pm
Women: out of the kitchens and into the workplace. Late 1960s. Women's lib is one of those things that was a good idea at the time, but went a little too far.
Zetmonk - April 26, 2013, 7:21 am
Eh? Don't get it...


LIGHT OF OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: light opportunity edison work
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by ronsart

The Angry Reverend - June 26, 2009, 1:53 pm
So true.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:29 pm
Ron is the man!
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:08 pm
Most impressive. This is strong.


UNITED STATES - where the dumb people live


TAGS: lol sixtynine united states
Rating: 2.23/5

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Acey - May 25, 2009, 7:10 pm
Wow, someone needs to go back to art school. I thought it was a twinkie on top of two ho-hos.
Horse - May 4, 2009, 7:13 am
the reson they are on the left is because the driver sit's on the right. Most of the countries that drive on the left do so because they were former colonies of the British Empire, many countries who drive on the right were under the control of the French
Johnny - October 18, 2008, 4:04 pm
It has to be the way it is. If you read the paragraph they say pre-schoolers from all over the "united states". In the U.S. all bus doors are on the right. But you are right about other places in the world, in Japan bus doors are on the left.
Alexiel - July 29, 2008, 12:44 pm
one would think they didnt want you to answer and didnt make a detailed pic of a bus and doors doesnt hafta be on the right side, i mean maybe in foreign countries they are on the left


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: opportunity timmy your mom
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

rerun - November 13, 2010, 8:05 pm

fantastic
crankyhead - November 13, 2010, 11:39 am
this rules =)


OPPORTUNITY -




KEYS -




PROGRESS - It's a big step forward from "B*tch lose some weight!"


TAGS: scales with freaky measurement units
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 7:44 pm
and if SHE has feet like that, you better run


MISSED OPPORTUNITIES -




SICKARTIST -


TAGS: sick never passes up an opportunity to have fun
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 10:22 am
Amsome! Just full of win ICE. 5singed nuts for you
palmat - June 4, 2010, 9:10 am
=))


AWKWARD - Is when the artist doesn't notices what a child does


TAGS: children unite
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by axe11154

axe11154 - May 16, 2012, 9:15 am
LMAO
GaryO - May 16, 2012, 8:58 am
…and apparently 5 dog noses…..admin!!! this things gotta be fixed!
GaryO - May 16, 2012, 8:53 am
Heh, gotta give ya 5 loinless lions, axe…..first glance didn’t portray the correct Rorschach image….but the child in me prevailed….
GaryO - May 16, 2012, 8:52 am
Heh, gotta give ya 5 loinless lions, axe,...first glance didn’t portray the correct Rorschach image...but the child in me prevailed...
GaryO - May 16, 2012, 8:52 am
Heh, gotta give ya 5 loinless lions, axe,...first glance didn’t portray the correct Rorschach image...but the child in me prevailed...
GaryO - May 16, 2012, 8:51 am
Heh, gotta give ya 5 loinless lions, axe…..first glance didn’t portray the correct Rorschach image….but the child in me prevailed...
GaryO - May 16, 2012, 8:51 am
Heh, gotta give ya 5 loinless lions, axe…..first glance didn’t portray the correct Rorschach image….but the child in me prevailed….


ONLY ONE WISH -




NIGHT TIME -




TEAM WORK - HAVING THE COURAGE TO GO AT IT ALONE, BUT KNOWING YOU HAVE YOUR BROTHERS AROUND!




GIRLS GONE WILD - enough is enough




NEW OPPORTUNITY - Knowing that you'll be going to a place to meet some very very...VERY close friends.




RERUN & TTH - Father and son reunited after all these years. A pat on the head, a good belly rub and all is forgiven. Ok you can stop now TTH.


TAGS: tth rerun reunited
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by pieman

pieman - April 10, 2010, 4:01 am
Naw, but I can't post it to topic 1000 if I show you lookin good.
rerun - April 9, 2010, 10:12 pm

dude, do I really look that old? 5 fleabitten scratches for you


FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA - If I ever get back to American shores I'm gonna nail my feet to the ground




COMMUNITY SERVICE -


TAGS: community service duty
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by ronsart

CANADA - October 12, 2009, 7:38 pm
so this is where you come to brag 'eh?
RONSART - October 12, 2009, 3:53 pm
just for the record...YES


OPPORTUNITY -




SLAVERY -


TAGS: drama queens unite and we will all wear really cool tiaras just like the statue of liberty
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 16, 2009, 1:03 pm
Oh god, I just made the terrible mistake of reading some older comments of WTFO. So dickish. Accusing me of bowing down to Obama. Lame. Obama's not Bush. That's as close as I get to praising him for anything.
thatonechick - October 16, 2009, 12:42 pm
So you're telling me we DON'T have unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done?!? 60+ hour work weeks here... I must be a millionaire!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 12:20 pm
That's the best kind of racism ... and where the hell do you get racism from in relation to this poster?
rockntractor - October 16, 2009, 1:21 am
so racism is okay if it is against whites!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:44 pm
Your bowing down to a President that isn't even yours and has created a trade war with your country is what is tedious here. It's sad too.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:43 pm
according to work done. --Now, number 1 and 3 apply in the US through this Congress and White House. Instead of lecturing others about what a word means, you should buy a dictionary. BTW, this is a politfake since you are attacking others for politics.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:41 pm
2b. a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state. 3. a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:40 pm
Sean, Per Webster: SOCIALISM; 1. any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or govt ownership and admin of means of production and distribution of goods. 2a. a system of society or group living where there is no private property.
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
Thanks for the compliment but I can't claim this to be an anti-politifake. And I'm not adamantly opposed to politifakes, but they tend to be annoyingly artless. I mean c'mon, making a poster out of a political cartoon. And echoing, that point? Derrrr.
KDP3 - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Only Sean can make the best anti politfakes 5 Lions/Monkeys
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:20 pm
Question: who do socialist governments tax? (please note that I am using the word "socialist" correctly.)
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:17 pm
Wow yer tedious. And would it hurt you to look up the word socialist?
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:54 pm
Oh yeah, resistance to socialist dogma simply MUST be because people are just racist. Not because socialism has FAILED wherever it has been tried. No thank you.


C'MON GUYS - If we all try a little harder we can be #1. Do it for your Country.


TAGS: usa beer drinkers unite
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by MustyK

mefistofeles_42 - February 17, 2010, 10:40 am
Ha ha, you're right, what they drink there does not pass as Beer.
Asasello - February 17, 2010, 9:21 am
China and US are out, that's not beer.
mefistofeles_42 - February 17, 2010, 6:39 am
That is a stupid counting measure, it should be measured in liters/gallons per person by the year. Of course China won, since here is a shit load of them.


I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU - for being american




CAN O' WHUP-ASS - Osama made us open one


TAGS: iraq military whup ass can us united states
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Untamedfifty

Ed-Hyde - October 2, 2009, 1:20 pm
Epic Fail


UNITER TO THE LEFT - but where are all the other races?


TAGS: uniter
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by David

SGT P - October 19, 2008, 4:20 pm
There are OTHER races?! Don't tell Jesse or Al that. They'll file a lawsuit.


THE UNITED WORLD GOVERNMENT - Yeah, right... That'll be the day. Can't even get the fat bastards to vote.


TAGS: politics government world vote nations united
Rating: 2.27/5
Fatty - June 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
Who the hell would want a World government??? Might as well ask for the Empire.


OPPROTUNITY - What to do...what to do...


TAGS: anime nhk opprotunity
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by wofl

? - June 25, 2008, 6:49 pm
the dude is gay.
the dude - April 30, 2008, 2:25 am
start with spell check...start with spell check...


THIS PICTURE - is clearly a metaphor for the United States.


TAGS: united states horses picture
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Anon - March 11, 2009, 9:59 am
How can it be a metaphore for the United States when the guy on the right is wearing an England footy top? :P
LogicDude - December 8, 2008, 8:17 am
Wouldn't the horses be wearing grillz if it was Flave?
DotDotDot - December 8, 2008, 3:43 am
Is that Flava Flav?
Buttercup - August 21, 2008, 6:22 pm
I was just sneezing as I was leading them out of the water, besides this was Jamaica mon


DECONTAMINATION UNIT - For Swine Flu




THE UNITED STATES - We stand for things.


TAGS: bush fail united states we stand for things politics
Rating: 1.81/5

More motifakes by Raven

Drew - September 9, 2008, 5:01 pm
Is it redundant or repetitive?
Agamemnon218 - August 21, 2008, 1:11 pm
It repeats.
agamemnon218 - August 21, 2008, 1:10 pm
Repetitive


Opportunity -


TAGS: probletunity office opportunity scam
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sean

Greeny - March 23, 2014, 3:54 pm
haha - nope
Sean - March 23, 2014, 12:42 pm
*looks up from desk* Is he gone yet?
Sean - March 23, 2014, 12:41 pm
That's NOT a question! It's a questitunity!!!
Greeny - March 23, 2014, 6:59 am
One of the Maroon Bells?
Airman - March 22, 2014, 11:46 pm
but the question is... can you name that peak?
Sean - March 22, 2014, 7:58 pm
But I thank you for your support!
Sean - March 22, 2014, 7:58 pm
Office, underpass, toe-may-toe ta-mah-toe. Rutabaga!
Greeny - March 22, 2014, 12:44 pm
Wonderful - thanks for the new office wall art Sean!


It's All About Me -


TAGS: success opportunity sex humor life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:46 pm
Thanks. I loved the icons :)
spacedog - August 28, 2014, 9:39 pm
Funny stuff.


DESTINY -


TAGS: equal opportunity destiny luck humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 29, 2014, 10:53 pm

That's me~~twisted~~
GaryO - April 29, 2014, 10:47 pm
love the twisty humor


Opportunity -




tHE uNITED nATIONS -




Why Can't We Be Friends -




Odds Are -


TAGS: luck opportunity lost missed searching
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 2:18 pm
That's okay ghoul (muffled teehee) I'm not afraid of snakes!
falloutghoul - July 26, 2013, 8:01 am
Sorry, Priss. You rolled Snake-Eyes.


Baby Hero -


TAGS: children opportunity imagination hero usa
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - October 6, 2014, 4:28 pm

classic


RARE OPPORTUNITY - One of few instances when equality between the sexes favors women. Right?


TAGS: opportunity equality sexes females favors
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 12:09 am
Ok...but FYI... I wouldn't eat that porckchop I just gave you!
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:23 pm
ye5. Now get back in the kitchen :P


GENDER EQUALITY -




The 4 million year old Black monolith -




AN OPPORTUNITY - For his wife to say "that's it"? and then find something else for him to do.


TAGS: best man wife ego opportunity
Rating: 4/5

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SteveFurlong - May 12, 2012, 10:27 pm
5L for truth, Miss Priss. One Friday I won a large contract, Saturday I fixed my wife's car, Saturday night I terrorized the ex-boyfriend of one of my wife's friends, and Sunday my wife nagged me about why hadn't I thrown away that old chair yet.
SteveFurlong - May 12, 2012, 10:21 pm
He feels manly for carrying that SOB through eight miles of woods back to his truck. (It's a joke. Even gutted, that sucker will weigh 600 pounds.)
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:16 pm
WOW I`m pretty sure he feels sooo manly, shooting a defenseless animal with a high power gun from a long distance.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 7:07 pm
5L for reinforcing my lack of haste to get married


FOCUS -




PERSEVERENCE -




OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: opportunity door knockers
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:59 am
Knock, Knock. Who's there?


CATTLE MUTILATIONS -


TAGS: conspiracy theorists unite
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 9:29 pm
So is sarcasm... learn it.
Paladin609 - November 9, 2010, 9:16 pm
It's called an aqueduct. They're man-made.
Haarakkon - July 25, 2009, 9:58 pm
That's the straightest river I've ever seen!
Sean - July 25, 2009, 9:05 pm
Hence the rather odd maxim of recent origin: To the flatulent go the mutilations!


OUT-SOURCING -


TAGS: united sillies of america
Rating: 3.26/5

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Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:29 pm
Foreign president? Well, yes I get the sarcasm. Sad thing is that some people STILL believe that Obama isn't America, despite that it is now proven so far without a doubt that he is that "the government is run by aliens" is equally logical.
Pretend-American Sean - October 20, 2009, 12:54 pm
Thanks. And I do love your country, by the way, so much so that most of my invisible friends are also Pretend-Americans.
Zed - October 20, 2009, 1:48 am
High Sarcasm. I approve.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
Don't you hate when good sarcasm brings out REAL idiots.
rockntractor - October 19, 2009, 10:28 pm
Oh my! We have some pissed off commies.
Sean - August 9, 2009, 9:34 pm
The pay him less bit was not because of Obama's colour, but becasue that's what you do with out-sourced jobs, and why you out-source them. Or so I'm told at the Klan rallies.
Sean - August 9, 2009, 9:19 pm
Huh?
Who Cares - August 9, 2009, 3:23 pm
Wow, this is sooooo funny. And so fresh too, it's not like the whole birther movement fell on it's f*cking face or anything. Check your racism at the door, @sshole.
Sean - August 6, 2009, 11:50 pm
Hey, I posted this as "Pretend-American Sean" but it showed up as anonymous. Curious.


COMMUNITY ORGANIZING -




COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS - causing termoil since the 1960's


TAGS: community organizers
Rating: 2.36/5

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Porcelina - January 3, 2009, 1:48 am
How are they bias?
WTFO - January 3, 2009, 1:47 am
If you've never seen my sources, then how do you know they are biased?
Elder God Douchebag - January 3, 2009, 1:44 am
And I believe I promptly pointed out that your "sources" are biased and you bought into it. Have a GREAT day.
WTFO - January 3, 2009, 1:42 am
Sorry, tied up with you and EGD in a different flame war. I cited some references there. Burn your note and take care.
Porcelina - January 3, 2009, 1:14 am
Please make note, I made his claim that I do not make just opinions but state facts unfounded and he did not respond
Porcelina - January 3, 2009, 1:08 am
Also, a major difference between you and me is I lead people to sources in my posts, not just make random claims. =)
Elder God Douchebag - January 3, 2009, 1:08 am
I'll refer you both to my mini-rant in the comments below.
Porcelina - January 3, 2009, 1:06 am
...THERE YOU GO AGAIN!
WTFO - January 3, 2009, 1:06 am
And what points exactly have you ever made with any intelligence, "poor celina"? I don't have to defend myself against pathetic kids like yourself. My opinions are based in facts, not liberal bullshit.
Porcelina - January 3, 2009, 1:04 am
I like how WTFO never fails to stray from the previous points and make insults when he cannot intelligently defend himself.
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:37 pm
Happy New Year to you too, bud.
Sean - January 2, 2009, 11:16 pm
Happy New Year, dude. There's that WTFO class we've all grown to love.
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:07 pm
...also, I have posted some funny posters and demotivational ones as well. (Obama as President is definitely demotivational for those of us who don't guzzle the liberal Kool-Aid)
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:06 pm
Wow, Sean you really do need some attention, don't you? What's the matter? Mommy didn't love you enough, or did Uncle Jim love you too much?
Sean - January 2, 2009, 1:33 am
P.S.: HA HA.
Sean - January 2, 2009, 1:28 am
--points of light"). They lost a lot of potential supporters with that gaff. I guess you are just way way smarter than the party you support so tirelessly.
Sean - January 2, 2009, 1:27 am
OK WTFO, I'll bite ... looks like your beloved Repubs dropped the ball big time, at their own convention no less, by shitting all over the title "Community Organizer" when they should have, instead, challenged Obama's claim to that honorific term ("1000
Sean - January 2, 2009, 1:20 am
Hey, no prompting from the celestial studio audience, pleeese! Uhm...MostHighAndGraciousSmiterOfAllFoes. Amen.
Elder God Douchebag - January 2, 2009, 1:15 am
Call him a purveyor of anus haberdashery, or something.
Sean - January 2, 2009, 1:12 am
Here's an idea, come up with a semi-funny way to imply that I'm an asshat. Should be good for a chuckle or two. Tootles.
Sean - January 2, 2009, 1:10 am
* yawn * Hey WTFO, you got any funny posters to post -- you know, like the rest of us regulars? Or how about just making a funny comment here and there -- you know, show us some wit. Spread the love.
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 1:07 am
"Community Organizers" sounds like it would be a job where you serve the community, but these two earned 6 figures "serving". Sounds like they only serve their own needs.


US Soldiers -


TAGS: us united states george bush iraq war puppies puppy
Rating: 2.29/5

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spencer - August 14, 2009, 11:45 am
Ahh marines soldiers who cares. we all get the joke. Grammar nazi strikes again.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 3:11 am
asian babies that can't put together a nike shoe in ten seconds, THAT's the other 40%
neocon h8r - July 5, 2009, 2:34 pm
whats the other 40% exactly, (Just curious)
Civilwarrior - June 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
Marine is the shortened form of Marine (or Naval) Infantry, just to be clear. U.S. marines were known interchangeably as Soldiers prior to the 20th Century. Now they are Marines (according to themselves) whereas Soldiers belong to the Army.
LOLOLOL - May 3, 2009, 6:30 pm
look, it's just another anti-american jackass who still believes the Iraq war oil myth (america's energy: 50% coal 10% oil 40% everything else)
tasogare - March 12, 2009, 2:04 am
God, what fuckfaces those soldiers were, killing that poor defenseless puppy. I would've taken it :/ assholes.
James - January 29, 2009, 2:14 pm
Marines: Why?
VinceVicious - January 18, 2009, 12:03 am
Marines are soldiers, but "soldiers" aren't Marines, if anyone actually gets that. Plus the subtitle should read, "Have a great sense of humor!"
Bob - January 5, 2009, 3:42 am
The main language of America is English.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:38 am
well guess what we arent from other countries and its not the year 1700. in the U.S. armed forces it goes by my last comment. so now for #9 ......bob/barockeva....STFU
Bob - January 5, 2009, 3:35 am
A soldier is a general English term that refers to a land component of national armed forces. In most societies of the world, "soldier" is also a general term for any member of the land forces including commissioned or non-commissioned officers.
Matters_Not - December 27, 2008, 6:17 am
hey bud guess what Marine core: marines Army: soldiers Air force: airman Navy: sailor now STFU.
Aaaaactually... - November 15, 2008, 4:12 pm
...they all are technically "soldiers" (by definition of the word) even if added to that their service has any specific name. B&B, back to English 101 for you two. Try not to fail it this time.
Da5id - November 1, 2008, 9:37 am
Marine's aren't soldiers?... bahahaha... oh and I think he does like the puppy... he's smiling, perhaps he's going to eat it!
Brandon - September 23, 2008, 7:38 pm
That was one dipshit who got dishonorably discharged. Plus he was a marine you faggot
Belisarius - June 28, 2008, 8:53 pm
Actually it was a Marine, not a soldier. Big diff, just ask one, I'm sure they'll be happy to tell you about it.


UNITED STATES AIRFORCE - Making grown men idiots for 40 years and counting.


TAGS: usaf united states air force idiots 40 years
Rating: 2.25/5
Crizz - July 10, 2008, 8:32 pm
Oh and this too http://www.pilotfriend.com/photo_albums/potty/4.htm
Crizz - July 10, 2008, 8:30 pm
http://www.pilotfriend.com/photo_albums/potty/6.htm True


AUSTRALMERICA - Well, if the shoe fits...


TAGS: australia america united states funny merge fit upside down
Rating: 2.18/5

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Lemon - January 31, 2009, 2:03 am
It pretty much does. D:
Shadow Warrior - January 16, 2009, 5:08 am
it so doesn't
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 8:05 am
It doesn't.


AMMUNITION - The only Treasures you will find in Somalia




WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS.. - Make sure you don't look like an idiot.


TAGS: bulls idiot opportunity opportunity knocks noah
Rating: 2.09/5
Jerkface - May 23, 2009, 9:54 am
The short guy is scared, the tall guy is god.
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 4:44 pm
Which one of them is the "idiot?"


real men in baltimore -


TAGS: shield protect community cops riots
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:36 pm
The media is so focused on the bad things that happened, that that's all we hear about. They refuse to tell us about the acts of heroism, even though the good far out weighs the bad and the stories are actually more interesting. Thanks, RL! 5 fisting L!


Good news bad news -


TAGS: fortune cookie reunite friends dead
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 18, 2017, 9:02 am
Braaaaaains!!
concern3 - March 17, 2017, 1:00 pm
Nice, UP yours
Silverheart - March 17, 2017, 8:42 am

So you're going to resurrect your old friends with black magic?


America Did Not Tell -


TAGS: liberty freedom usa america opportunity
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 8, 2015, 11:04 pm
LoL :)
Reality Lord - May 8, 2015, 4:50 pm

what does it tell them today? no green card TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
Bandit5906 - May 8, 2015, 12:15 pm
2X


Graceful -


TAGS: every failure is an opportunity
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 24, 2017, 2:38 pm

Thanks! Are you related to concern3 by chance?
concern2 - November 24, 2017, 11:56 am
Nice, UP yours


Popularity -


TAGS: popularity community groupthink mob rule
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 1, 2016, 3:42 am
Nice perspective on this one...
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:27 pm
Good 1! LUUUUV this!! ^!


Incentive -


TAGS: time work incentive opportunity procrastination
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - September 19, 2015, 2:14 pm
You could say my posters have the impact of a Cannonball.
GaryO - September 18, 2015, 10:14 pm
Naw, just a Cann-a-bull. Who luvs ya?
Cannabal - September 18, 2015, 1:21 pm
If I don't, does that make me "Can't Man?"
mizzdizz - September 18, 2015, 9:29 am
LOL! Once again, you got me spraying coffee and rolling on the floor! 5 ROTFL lions! Too the rest of you, WAKE UP! He's 5L'd before! You just weren't paying attention. He's a quality not quantity type person. When makes 'em, his posters are always AWESOME
MissPriss - September 17, 2015, 11:42 pm
I always knew that you could 5L it out here just as well as you do in "Ban the Person Above You" thread...teehee.
GaryO - September 17, 2015, 9:18 pm
Cann man, yer dammed good at this. Please create more.


Not In The War They Fought -


TAGS: war peace character world unity
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - March 10, 2015, 1:32 pm
Well said!
Greybeard - March 10, 2015, 10:06 am
Sure thing. :)
Reality Lord - March 10, 2015, 8:27 am

nice. i want to steal this pic :)


One Night Stand -




The Numbers Don't Lie -


TAGS: polls question trudeau united states canada where sometimes we dont even know who we are
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 7:32 pm
Texas...the foreskin state!
rerun - March 6, 2016, 7:13 pm

You circumcised my state....
MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 12:31 pm
Ah everything's bigger in Texas...they ain't gonna miss a little piece here or there.
MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 12:29 pm
Thanks lg!
Silverheart - March 6, 2016, 4:59 am

You cut piece of Texas off! Rerun gonna be mad! Up yours.
lgvernon - March 6, 2016, 12:13 am

Oh, snort! An UP dere!


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